As most of you already know the Hillary Clinton Clone Wars have been raging on the internet.
I started out as being completely skeptical, but once you see a few of these you just have to wonder?
Is there any truth to this? How can you look at some of these pictures and NOT wonder if there are Deeper secrets?
And then one day I was watching ‘Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman’ and there it was.
A commercial came up for Verizon and he just didn’t look right to me. Now I’m not saying that I’m not an expert, but I have three to four hours of technical background at this point, so stick with me here
Not to spend too much time on the forensics: Glasses are one the first two obvious frauds. Everyone knows Jamie Foxx has perfect vision, rookie mistakes right there. I know it’s only a snippet but you’ll notice that first ‘clone’ of Jamie, always seems to be leaning down and to the left, down and to the left. Again Jamie has years of theatrical training so you’ll notice his posture is always perfectly symmetrical.
The fourth “clone” below took quite a while as they have the same mannerisms: It wasn’t until you notice that he has to be a good 15pds lighter and it might just be the slight difference in angles but you can see that slight bump at the top of the head. There’s not as much footage of that guy.
As you zoom in you can see where they intentionally try and hide the finer details from you.
Now that evidence is in hand, I figured I had this figured out and I called Verizon and making them think I wanted a new plan.
During a Carrier switch, you could hear in the background the managers talking about an “October Surprise” And how they would double up on September. At this point I can’t believe my luck, this is exactly what I knew was going down. Though I do have to apologize to the lady on the line as I kept having to shush Her from trying to cover this up. I still have a few more phone calls to make and videos to watch just to make sure before I leak any of this out, and I do have an additional 4gig on my new plan.
But as you can see this clone thing is getting out of control. Sadly, it seems only the rich can afford them at this point. Being the 1st of October I knew something was going to come out from the campaigns. It was only by sheer luck and hours of determination that this came to light.
Another option considered: Verizon was on to some Master Marketing idea, but the time stamps on the videos appear to be a week BEFORE the first Hillary clone first arrived so I’d like to give them credit but it just doesn’t add up.
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